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babyferaligator:

how to deal with having a lot of homework due tomorrow:

  • take a nap
  • spend like 4 hours on this fucking website
  • cry

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boybangme:

i hate people who try to shit on you for liking one direction shut the fuck up get ur miserable ass away from me

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scotty-bear:

this made my night 

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randomness-is-epic:

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

that’s what i call talent

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mydogsnokes:

stealingyourpension:

mydogsnokes:

why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

because I don’t want salmonella….

then don’t eat salmon….

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takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA

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